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As you may recall I and my three cats Penny, Keanu & Remus have been worried about spooky whisper sounds that we have been hearing around the apartment.

My demon deck-

Speaking of demons, have I told you about my favorite demon? Clauneck? Truly a delightful demon. We’ll come back to this.

My demon deck assured me that these sounds from a suspected portal were not bad and so I performed a ritual and have a new… Um. “Attunement” to the demonic.

I don’t understand the full cost or benefits of this change, but something is up and I really wanted to ignore it and move on with my fucking life, but the portal sounds have been getting louder.

And clearer.

And harder to resist.

So…

I gave in.

I summoned a demon.

Not any demon, though, the most beautiful and amazing one.

Clauneck.

A ritual was performed and maybe I have Pokemon on the mind, but I expected this amazing demon to resist, but rather it felt as if it wanted to be bound to this card and to join me.

Great.

Wonderful.

No creepy shit with that.

But I think that I did something wrong.

By which I mean “I definitely fucked something up because I and the cats were pulled through the portal into what I have been lovingly calling Bizzaro Land.”

I have my phone, I have my cats, I have my apartment (the Bizzaro version) and I have you…

I think.

My phone won’t let me make calls or send texts, but this one piece of software I have for updating this blog seems to be working.

At least I have the nicest demon helping me now. Clauneck the mighty.

Did I mention the cats can talk?

The cats can talk.

We’re all getting used to this new feature together and we’re all scared to leave the apartment and visit this new world under a red sky, but food is running low.

So we plan and we peek out the window together.

One of the neighbors (the one who returns home on a five legged horse thing every evening) seems to be the most human-like.

We have about two more days until we must leave the apartment and so we continue to plan and get to know each other now that we’re able to communicate.

It’s weird, it’s uncomfortable and the air feels shitty and dry, but the portal is gone and we’ll need a plan.

Soon.

And what’s with the green swirly string thing hanging from the sky?

Penny says “Self awareness is a blessing and a curse.”